Archive for February, 2009

Swearing.

Posted in Life with tags , on February 24, 2009 by declandebarra

I often talk onstage about swearing and give a preamble to the show warning about the copious use of it when i speak between songs. How it is geographically potent. “Fuck” in Ireland for instance is like “the” or “and” in a sentence.  Whereas in Canada calling someone a “cunt” is likely to stop time itself.

So here is a clip on swearing by the person i would probably most love to sit down and have a coffee or seven with, Stephen Fry.  What I love about this clip is his use of the phrase “…is fucking lunatic” instead of “is a fucking lunatic”.

Why I love Irish Winter Surf.

Posted in Uncategorized on February 16, 2009 by declandebarra

This pic is from MagicSeaweed.com

92784The place is Brandon Bay.

400 Babies…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 15, 2009 by declandebarra

Good morning,

Hello from the mould growing on my wall. His name is Harold and he has started a mould party in my piece of shit flat. He is friendly but now his power is being threatened by the evil sewerage pipe which has gathered its evil hordes and is trying to usurp power. His first action is to erupt in the back garden outside my window. He may well have beaten me.

I have kept this flat for so long…i get two rooms (that are falling down) that are relatively dry and safe and I put my cheap rent (for Dublin)  in the landladies bank and we leave each other alone. The way I like it. But now the shower is threatening to die, Harold’s fungus party is keeping me awake at night and the evil Lord sewerage pipe mocks me as i cook on the one remaining ring on my cooker.

I think i must admit defeat…so if anyone has a couch i can crash in Dublin for a night or two a month (I’m going to move my stuff into storage down the country and need somewhere i can crash for a few hours before heading out of Dublin Airport on tours) until i can sort something more permanent then please let me know.

Apart from that i am taking suggestions on places to live, doesn’t have to be Ireland.  All i need is an airport somewhere near. Surf within 2hrs drive is a plus. All suggestions and insider knowledge of places to rent welcome…

this cheered me up…Thanks Brandy!

What the fuck have you been up to?

Posted in Uncategorized on February 14, 2009 by declandebarra

Well since Christmas I have been at home for about 35 minutes until two days ago. First of all i spent time in Grongingen Holland as part of Frisian Writers week where I spent the time in a studio with great musicians from Berlin, Holland and Sweden writing collaborative songs. Man the Swedes are great at writing in major. I’m a minor boy or so i have been reliably informed, so it was nice to sing outside my sphere of comfort. We wrote about 10 songs and performed them as part of Eurosonic at two shows. I also had two shows of my own there which were great. The first time i played with Vincent Martinez my new guitarist from Paris. It turns out the lad plays for Gibson around the world. Serious chops. Had a great time playing with my Dutch comrade in arms Floris too. A good time. It was really trippy to see everyone skating around the canals.

Then I hopped on a plane from Amsterdam to Dublin to Abudhabi to Mumbai to Goa for my sisters wedding. Punjabi madness, the best hooley i have ever been too. Mad dancin and music and good times had by all from Russian mafia heads to Bollywood actors and Irish cailíns.

I brought a harmonium back with me on the plane after much arguing about the fact that it was 400g overweight for handluggage. I pointed out i weigh over 11o kilos. I made it back to Dublin where it was snowing and the taxis were on strike. Somehow i got home, grabbed my guitar and a bag with random clothes in it and headed to Paris just before they closed the airport to snow. I arrived at the rehearsal with Vincent and Maeva on cello like a brain dead hamster.

The next thing i know it is the first of three nights at the famous sunset club, a jazz club in the centre of Paris. What a great time we had, Christopher Board joined us on Piano for someday soon and the crowds were really brilliant, nice and attentive people. Thank you all so much.

After the show in Switzerland we went to eat and discovered that Vincent has a form of obsessive compulsive disorder with…cakes. Cakes are the most important thing in his life and they are indeed like pornography to him, his eyes light up, his face twitches and his leg stammers. Naturally me and Maeva think this is the funniest thing in the fucking world now only refer to him as “cakes”. He actually gets up really early in the morning to go to a boulangerie to find cakes. I really can’t convey the intensity of his cake love. It is beyond what is right.

As for Mulhouse, it was a huge fucking hall and i thought how the fuck are we going to fill this? Walk onstage and the place is full…worst sound of the last few years. It’s one of those cultural centers where 100 people are employed to do nothing and no one can actually help you with anything unless it’s in ther job description. It was like going 12 rounds with a heavyweight. We made it just. The rest of the night is documented in the previous post.

And as for the last two days? Surfing a perfect right in the west of Ireland and starting on a new project I will tell you all about soon.

Sir Bernard Chumley lives.

Posted in Uncategorized on February 14, 2009 by declandebarra

bernard1For those of you who know Sir Bernard Chumley all is good, for those of you who don’t he is a fictional comedy character on the series Little Britain, an aging gay ex theatre actor living in a block of flats.  We met the real life Sir Bernard while on tour in Mulhouse, France.  He is working at a hotel we stayed at. When we checked in he proceeded to speak in exaggerated English straight out of a nineteenth century English Royal court drama. He told us this was his cockney accent. Ahem.

Me and Maeva checked in first and told him Vincent would be arriving soon after. Vincent checked in and we giggled from the sidelines as he was washed in grandiose theatrical English by Sir Bernard. We went and ate and returned to the hotel.

Meself  and Maeva are gorging breakfast the next morning (gorging free food is part of touring, you don’t knwo when you’ll eat again). Vincent arrives looking kind of pale. It seems Sir Bernard has taken a shine to young Vincent and his boyish Grecian looks and decides to spend all night calling his room trying to get him to come down for a few drinks so that they may become better acquainted and have a ravishingly good time. Vincent actually barricaded his door with a chair. Me and Maeva were devastated we had been left out int he cold. What was wrong with us? Well Mavea has girl parts and i’m more of a 70’s San Fran biker bear type apparently.